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The writing prompt is a list of lies I regularly tell. The problem is.. not IF I have lies- but how MANY of the lies I can remember are lies and not the truth. (sometimes if you tell a lie often enough – you start to think it is the truth.) These are lies I tell to my husband, my kids, and…generally everyone.
- No, I definitely do NOT eat Swiss Cake Rolls (frozen) most nights while catching up on my blog reading.
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- I OWN a pair of underware without a hole in it… somewhere.
- No, I did not just snap a picture of you from behind while you roll yourself on that scooter thing down Lowe’s …trying to be “manly”
- No, I definitely do NOT obsess on “weigh in day” – to the point of weighing myself before and after I poop to see if I am skinnier.
- If you play in dirty sink water, you will get pink eye.
- I weigh about 130 lbs. (I actually put that on a government document with a strait face the other day.)
- Yes, I DO own a shirt without a stain, I just chose not to wear it today.
- Oh yeah… That food is not spoiled – you should take it for lunch tomorrow.
- I showered. I just didn’t wash my hair.
There are so many more… so many many more. but, I really want to keep some blog readers.
Linking with Mama Kat’s writer’s workshop. Thanks for the prompt. It was fun!
I am a former teacher, turned SAHM. I have 3 children. The twins, Andrew and Addison, turned 3 years old in October. I also have a 1 year old baby who was born with a very rare chromosomal disorder - Wolf Hirschhorn Syndrome. The good, the bad, the ugly.. all here. Because this blog keeps me from drinking.
Um I tell some of those lies too
Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..Neither Here Nor There
now the big question is if I tell those lies now, what lies did my mother tell me?
p.s. waterless shampoo is a god-send;)
Angela recently posted..Kindergarten Drop Out
this made me giggle! Not sure I am brave enough to do a similar list
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And I thought I was the only one!! I will NOT weigh myself until after I’ve, uh, done the deed for the day. I just can’t do it!
Ahahahahahhaha!
I tell this lie too:
I showered. I just didn’t wash my hair.
Ahahahahahha
meleah rebeccah recently posted..Have You Ever – Volume Four
Love it!!!
No, that is not chocolate on my breath at 7:30AM, girls. Mommy would never eat candy that early and neither should you. It’s just not good for you!
I’m pretty sure I believe this one after saying it so much.
Kristen recently posted..It Takes A Village And A Lot Of Cupcakes
Hilarious post! I needed a good laugh today.
Brandy recently posted..Friday’s Letters Link Up
Not a lie, I think we could hang.
Amanda recently posted..Staring it down
I don’t even weigh myself before the poop…mope, to until everything has been squeezed out
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“I OWN a pair of underware without a hole in it… somewhere.”
I own more than THAT!
Katherine recently posted..Corolla Beach House Fires
i love this list you have.. Thanks for the laugh you have provided us here and I guess this is what we need to brighten up our bad day..
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